Batford McBat

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
pangur-and-grim
pangur-and-grim

so even though I sent a round of emails to withdraw my outstanding queries, I’m still receiving rejections. which means that the total tally of book rejections, as of this morning, is now 69

I am now actively praying for one more rejection so that it’s not stuck at the sex number forever

pangur-and-grim

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oh I’ve actually had an acceptance, I’m signed to a literary agency! which is why the continuing rejections are a bit funny, they’re like “I’m so sorry but…. we don’t want you.” okay, but the other guy did!!! I’m already with the other guy!! stop!

pangur-and-grim

70 rejections, thank god

gummees
aksm

Fuck dude I've been listening to the Light Dragon theme and realized throughout the piece what's playing instead of the normal Dragon melody it's just the first two notes of Zelda's theme.

Like before I thought it was just a different variation of the dragon theme but now that I'm like listening to it properly it's legit just the first two notes followed by a higher pitched, slightly distorted regular dragon melody.

I know I'm not using the right words I'm not a music major or anything but this actually made me tear up all over again.

She literally can't remember her own melody. She can't get past the first two notes of her own melody. She forgot. And the regular dragon melody is threatening to take over what's left.

I can't bro I know I'm reading too much into it but go listen to it and tell me I'm wrong.